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    I think the bear was after my sandwiches.

    Seen 09:21PM UTC May 29th, on Twitter

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    My neighbours are watching some pretty explicit shit on the *big* screen viewable from my kitchen window.

    Seen 09:10AM UTC May 27th, on Twitter

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMuDN9Ewyc

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMuDN9Ewyc Seen 09:20PM UTC May 20th, on Tumblr.

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    There are irregular lumps of ice falling from the sky in Revelstoke.

    Seen 05:14PM UTC May 19th, on Twitter

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    class RetardException < Exception

    class RetardException < Exception
     def message
       super[0..-2] + ", you retard."
     end
    end
    
    
    raise RetardException.new('You screwed up.')
    (irb):89:in `irb_binding': You screwed up, you retard. (RetardException)
           from /System/Library/Frameworks/Ruby.framework/Versions/1.8/usr/lib/ruby/1.8/irb/workspace.rb:52:in `irb_binding'
           from /System/Library/Frameworks/Ruby.framework/Versions/1.8/usr/lib/ruby/1.8/irb/workspace.rb:52
    

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    Nothing like a hangover and a server outage.

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    AC joint is improving (80%). Had a great rip on the road bike amongst the majestic mountains and threatening but sunny sky. #revelstoke

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    This just in, the latest news in articulated phallus: http://tinyurl.com/oxf8nq

    Seen 07:14PM UTC May 12th, on Twitter

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    In love with Revelstoke.

    Seen 07:41AM UTC May 11th, on Twitter

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    First Post!

    /me is testing.

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    In love with wefunk. http://tinyurl.com/2upvhp

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    It is pouring here in Revelstoke. Does anyone know what the freezing level is? We're talking 3-inches per hour of snow if it's happening.

    Seen 07:08PM UTC May 05th, on Twitter

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    04/29: Brodie playing at the skatepark

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    04/29: Brodie playing at the skatepark

    Seen 07:15PM UTC May 01st, on Flickr

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    04/25: Playing on the street

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    04/25: Playing on the street

    We kicked around on Moss St. before going for a fun drive down toward Nakusp.

    Seen 03:22AM UTC May 01st, on Flickr

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