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    I want to pee my own bed

    t’s 12:38pm. I have been lying here since 2:30am after drinking plenty of water before I went to bed, I thought of making a trip to the bathroom but wrote it off in favour of labouriously clambering into the cave-type platform that is my bedroom. I am...[more]

    Seen 08:38PM UTC November 28th, here first.

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    Wood-fired Kraft Dinner

    I have just had a week of hell. Today is the first day in a while I have been able to vegitate by any stretch of the imagination in a while. It feels great. I miss the life of Riley.

    This year, I am heating my appartment mostly with a wood sto...[more]

    Seen 08:02PM UTC November 14th, here first.

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    Flashback: The first pee story - Urine for some laughsFlashback: The first pee story - Urine for some laughs

    Everyone seems to be taking the urinating-houseguest story quite harshly. I’ve even heard of some people preparing to stage an intervention. The idea that it is anything but laughable is beyond me. So I got to thinking, perhaps I should give my reader...[more]

    Seen 07:55PM UTC November 02nd, here first.

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